mom:you're beautiful
grandma:you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends:wow, she's flawless!
friends:you're so pretty
boys:call animal patrol i think we just discovered a rare breed of ostrich, i think it has rabies
boys:why do girls care so much about their weight
boys:ew fat girls
boys:why do girls wear so much makeup
boys:ew that hideous beast without makeup on
